Spratly Lately

I heard about the islands when I was little, wishing then that our country would claim it, and now that I've grown up, I changed my mind. Now I hope nobody wins.

BYOTP: Bring Your Own Toilet Paper

"The supermarket opens at 10 am," the uniformed guard said.  He was going through bags of every employee who lined up at the entrance of the mall at Market Market with a wooden stick, as if it was a metal detector.